Not Going to be the Gay Friend

Sorry for ignoring everyone the last couple days, been in a drunken stupor most of the time, and for good reason too.

Maxine, we all remember her, got back from the hospital Thursday, and ever since has been pretty much out of it. I even went over a few times to help her send emails and videos to her parents that kept calling and emailing wondering how she was doing. Well some of our friends were having a party Saturday evening, and decided to try to get Maxine out of her dorm room and hang out with some friends.

Well that bloody well worked out!!! *cough* sarcasm *cough*

She didn't really show any interest in going, or interest in much of anything including personal hygiene at the time. I had to pretty much drag push her most of the way to the party. Once we got there she wonders off almost right away while I go to get us something to drink. When I finally find her now 10 minutes later she is making out with some guy on the couch. Not this normal make out I mean full out nibbling on his neck slobbering everything. Before I even know what to think Maxine turns around and starts making out with the guy sitting on the other side of her on the couch without even missing a beat.

WTF I mean really! It’s not even like her to act that slutty, and even if its a side effect of any medication she might be on to be all hornballed up she could at least have the decency to make out with the guy that brought her to the party to start with!

Well at this point in time I finish my drink make up my mind that I'm not going to be the gay friend in this relationship, grabbed some beer on my way out and been drinking and playing eve since then.

Haven't heard or seen Maxine since, not that I want to anyway stupid whore grrrrr. Some of my other friends were "kind" enough to let me know she didn't stop with just the two guys on the couch, that she managed to work her way through most of the people at the party, even a few girls. Well I do have to admit I regret missing that, but all the more reason to drink some more.

I will see you guys around by Christmas maybe, if I sober up by then.